I took a shit on the plane
I'm so sorry
Those eight dollar plastic cups of wine
Got the best of me
The smell was inconvenient
And I know it wasn't very classy
But I don't know what they expect
From the back of economy
Oh my mama didn't raise me this way
At least she didn't mean to
I guess what I'm trying to say is
I can be the worst too
Someone once told me
That all the good ones are married or gay
Well it's funny they should say that
Cuz I happen to be both of those things
Even though he's far away
I'm still reminded of my no-good husband
Every time I see the shitty stick-and-poke
He put on my hand
Oh my mama didn't raise me this way
At least she didn't mean to
I guess what I'm trying to say is
I make mistakes too
Well I left a pile of empty beer cans laying by the tub
My granny was so disappointed I've been getting buzzed
But I've been here all by myself just waiting for your call
And I gotta pick my drunk ass up every time I fall on my face
Oh my mama didn't raise me this way
At least she didn't mean to
I guess what I'm trying to say is
I'm a fucking wreck too
Oh my mama didn't raise me this way
At least me she didn't mean to
I guess I was just calling to say
That I missed you
The latest from French Vanilla mashes up art punk, funk, and new wave into avant-garde pop songs as catchy as they are danceable. Bandcamp New & Notable Apr 18, 2019